At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
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