jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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