Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
