I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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