There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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