these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
FUCK WHALES
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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