problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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