Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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