the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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