I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Shitshow foam night was such a success
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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