I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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