I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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