I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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