i think my tv is drunk
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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