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I could make wine with my vomit
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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