I want to stick my p in your. b.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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