I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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