No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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