so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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