he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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