I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Randomize
