omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
We got so high we made milksteak
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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