I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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