Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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