Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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