then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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