what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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