Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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