no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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