I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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