worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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