When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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