it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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