you would pick up someone in the library
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Randomize
