he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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