He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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