why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I forget how to act sober
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