Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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