Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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