Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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