My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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