How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
