I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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