But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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