Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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