bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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