i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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