I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
