She's JV to your varsity
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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