I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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