Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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