I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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