Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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