it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I love you. Go after that dick
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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