I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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