we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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